Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Grumpy Ben

Lately, Ben has been quite grumpy for me. When he was a newborn, we realized it was because he just wanted to go. When he could crawl and pull himself up, he got less grumpy, but the ABS is back I'm afraid.
Angry Baby Syndrome is seen in 1 out of 5 babies. Common symptoms include:
  • Growling
  • Biting the bottle and growling
  • Slapping things
  • Pulling (other's) eyelids
  • Biting a nook and growling
  • Growling more
Doctors say there is little they can do about it and research is being conducted into possible solutions. There may never be a cure, but with your help, maybe some day Ben can be a little less angry. Please send your check or money order to our house and we'll make sure it gets to the proper researchers...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This sounds really serious - I'll check into sending you my all of my retirement account - poor baby, poor daddy and mommy.

Poor Grandma A who has spent time with this unreasonable child

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could just pay me to sit around and cheer up your kid full time